Manifesto, 5 saal pehle:
“Har gaon mein road.”
Democratic Reform · Political Satire · Citizen Accountability
Dimaagi
Naxal
Party
Questions Are Our Manifesto.
We are not against the government. We are against the idea that power should never be questioned.
Dimaag Lagao.
Democracy Bachao.
Dimaag Lagao. Democracy Bachao.?Andhbhakti Nahi. Andhvirodh Bhi Nahi.?Sawaal Poochna Deshdroh Nahi.?Netaji Se Nahi, Niyat Se Matlab Hai.?Janta Sochti Hai. Satta Sunegi.?Democracy Mein Dimaag Zaroori Hai.?Dimaag Lagao. Democracy Bachao.?Andhbhakti Nahi. Andhvirodh Bhi Nahi.?Sawaal Poochna Deshdroh Nahi.?Netaji Se Nahi, Niyat Se Matlab Hai.?Janta Sochti Hai. Satta Sunegi.?Democracy Mein Dimaag Zaroori Hai.?
Not Anti-Government.
Pro-Accountability.
No Blind Loyalty.
No Blind Opposition.
“Naxal” here is wordplay.
Dimaag, not danda. Zero violence.
Our manifesto has no promises. Only questions.
The Manifesto?
- 01Is voting enough, or must citizens stay involved after election day?
- 02Who holds elected representatives accountable between elections?
- 03Can citizens question authority without being labelled disloyal?
- 04Are public services reaching the people they were promised to?
- 05Does party loyalty sometimes outrank public interest?
- 06Can democracy be more transparent, participatory and responsive?
The test is simple: Is it good for democracy and the citizen? Not which party did it. Not who's trending.
Laugh. Think.
Ask Better.
01
SEE
Spot the contradiction between the promise and the pothole.
02
LAUGH
Satire makes the issue accessible. Irony makes it stick.
03
UNDERSTAND
Facts, context, policy. Satire labelled as satire, facts as facts.
04
QUESTION
Weigh competing perspectives. Then ask a sharper question.
05
ACT
File an RTI, attend a hearing, write to your MLA. Peacefully. Lawfully.
Satire Desk
Label: Satire · Not NewsFull Satire Desk →
— DNP · Dimaag Lagao
Govt office timing: 10 to 5.
Lunch break: 1 to 5.
Party A does it: “Scam!”
Party B does it: “Masterstroke!”
Citizen asks a question.
System asks for a self-attested photocopy.
Rules of
Engagement
Rebellious in thought. Peaceful in action. Humble enough to question ourselves — including this page.
Netaji Se Nahi,
Niyat Se Matlab Hai.
- ✕Criticise decisions, policies and documented conduct — never identities or private lives.
- ✕No fabricated allegations, invented statistics or twisted quotes.
- ✕Satire, opinion, fact and allegation are always clearly labelled.
- ✕Same yardstick for ruling party, opposition, regional parties — and DNP itself.
- ✕Good governance gets applause, whoever delivers it.
- ✕No communal hatred. No violence. No harassment. Ever.
The Dimaagi Pledge
No membership fee. No cult. Just a functioning brain.
Become a member. No name. No phone. Just a member number.
Drop a Better Question
Describe a civic concern. We'll turn it into a clear, respectful question for your representative.